Pseudo-intellectual? Look here, you little snot, I have more writing ability and critical capacity in my little finger than you apparently have in your entire yarny, felty little body. Like I said before, you obviously can't handle intelligent criticism of your painfully mediocre work, and you're hiding behind the refuge of race because your talents can't cut it on the open playing field.
Oh, the website doesn't think "Muppet" is a word? Gee, that's awful. I feel so terrible. Oh, wait, no, I don't, because you're an obnoxious little pustule and besides, it's not like I control spell-checkers. You want to go around shouting about how spell-checkers are racist, too?
Sorry, should have put that part in the first paragraph in quotations. Your "talents" can't cut it on the open playing field. I will not change my grade; my artistic integrity would never allow it. Not that you'd know anything about that, spending all your time eating cookies or playing rock music or whatever the hell it is you do.

