by Ben on Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:46 am
1. The Chaney/Julian version
Really, this is a no-brainer, isn't it? This is one of only two films made over the years which have actually made an effort to stay true to the spirit (if not the letter) of Leroux's text... which is to say, the romantic and the horrific elements of the story are given equal weight. Most versions either emphasise the horror at the expense of the romance or the romance at the expense of the horror. Although it takes some liberties with the story, the film follows the general narrative trajectory of Leroux closer than most. The production values and acting are superlative for the time period (though the pantomime quality of the latter takes some getting used to). Chaney simply IS Erik to my mind, no other actor I've seen in the role has so perfectly embodied the character both physically and emotionally.
2. Emerald City's direct to video animated version
This one gets placed so high because of it's value to purists. For literary purists, this one and the Chaney version are really the only versions worth watching - EVERY other version will drive a purist mad with rage. On the other hand, just like with the silent version, in order to fully enjoy this Philm you have to make allowances for the technical deficiencies of the age in which it was made... the voice acting ranges from adequate to brilliant, the music is surprisingly good, the script follows the book as closely as possible given the 1-hour time frame limitation imposed by kid's animated-classics of the period (and it's surprising that so many of the novel's scarier moments remain intact), and much of the film is beautifully drawn... but then the characters start "moving" and oh lord. For viewers over a certain age, the animation is laughably cheapskate at times, with characters not so much moving as striking a series of stock poses... when I first viewed this video as a child I was so enchanted by the story that I was oblivious to all the cheez... when viewing it as a nostalgic adult I deliberately overlooked it and concentrated on the story... or else just laughed along merrily with the cheez because the Philm was making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I know others will be a lot less forgiving of this aged decripitude than I am... plus I liked the decidedly feisty depiction of Christine here (one of the few truly significant change made to the text) but still, for literary purists it's either this or the Chaney version. Every other one butchers the story horrifically and only two of the others really work on their own terms.
3. The Dance/Kopit/Richardson mini-series
I put the silent and animated Philms at the top based upon how true they were to the source... the rest are ranked according to how well they work as stories in their own right, judged independently of the original text... because I think it goes without saying that all the Philms on this list after "1" and "2" would have Gaston Leroux spinning in his grave.
The miniseries was the first version I ever saw, so my enjoyment was aided immeasurably by the fact I had nothing to compare it to and could just enjoy it for what it was - Kopit took Leroux's gothic thriller and fashioned it into a bittersweet fairytale romance. If you can accept the story on it's own terms then there is much to like about this Philm... being the only one ever actually filmed in France means that their is an authentic period flavour that is sorely lacking in every other version... both John Addison's score and the selection of classical music performed in the film are immaculately beautiful... Teri Polo has the right mixture of ethereal beauty and winsome innocence (and is blonde for once)... what Charles Dance's Phantom lacks in menace he more than makes up for in charm... Dance's chemistry with Polo and with Burt Lancaster (as his father) is electric... Ian Richardson and Andrea Ferreol make for genuinely hysterical comic relief.
The only real sore point is Adam Storke, who makes for an extremely uncharismatic love interest.
Also, for my money, of all the versions that totally change the Phantom's origins and personality - this is the one that presents the most interesting alternative.
4. The Schumacher/Butler/Lloyd-Webber version
There are very few films that careen from the sublime to the ridiculous as often as this one, although to be fair, most of this film's faults are inherited from the stage version... this film is equal parts deeply touching human drama and high camp. For every moment that will leave your eyes misty there is another so incredibly stupid you'll be doubled over with laughter.
Perhaps this combination of the sublime and the ridiculous is best embodied by Andrew Lloyd-Webber's score... "anachronistic", "bombastic", "repetitive", "sentimental" - these would all be apt adjectives, and yet, it's insanely catchy. Part of that is because Lloyd-Webber is so unabashedly emotional... it's so full of passion I almost feel guilty for pedantically acknowledging it's failings
(that dumbass guitar solo - what were you thinking, man???!!!!)
Much the same thing could be said about the casting... Gerard Butler and Emmy Rossum give earnest and impassioned performances, the emotion almost covers up their lack of vocal chops... at the other end of the extreme, Patrick Wilson has such a very pretty voice, you can almost forgive him for being such a tragically uncharismatic actor.... almost...
Joel Schumacher ensures that everything looks pretty... which is fine, when the story calls for that... the rest of the time it's just laughable. Like the original stage musical, the Phantom's deformity is laughably insignificant and this undermines much of the musical's drama.
I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm dissing this musical. I saw this film three times when it was in cinemas, I saw the Australian stage revival with Anthony Warlow and I own the London Cast Recording, Canadian Cast Recording and the movie on DVD.
High art the Lloyd-Webber version certainly is not... but as high-camp it has very few peers.
This Philm is just so perversely entertaining. All that is ridiculous and stupid about it only adds to it's entertainment value.
5. The Little/Englund slasher flick
You know, I really did want to rank this above the Lloyd-Webber version. It's just as visually stylish, without going quite so over the top... the music is brilliant and emotionally poignant without "hitting-the-audience-over-the-head-to-make-a-point" in the way that Lloyd-Webber does... the period flavour is stronger... Robert Englund is a charismatic, menacing and genuinely hideous Phantom... Jill Schoelen is a likable enough Christine... Alex Hyde-White is one of the few Raoul-figures who doesn't come across as a wet fop or ineffectual comic relief... this Phantom's new origin story and supernatural powers add an interesting twist to the proceedings... but the script is so maddeningly inconsistent. All of the versions mentioned above have an internal consistency to them that is sorely lacking here. Quite frankly, the time-slip phenomena here makes no sense and feels tacked on. If this version was set entirely in the past, or else the present day sequences with the reincarnated Christine had been put on the end as an epilogue (rather than bookending the story) then I would have a much higher opinion of this film. The atmosphere is so thick you could cut it with a knife. So, whenever I come back to this version, I just let the atmosphere wash all over me and enjoy the performances, whilst trying not to think too hard about how the script doesn't hold together.
I know this version is largely style over substance, but... DAMN! WHAT STYLE!
6. The Rains/Lubin 40s version
Poor Claude Rains. He has such a silky smooth voice and arresting screen presence as an actor, he looks so great in the Phantom mask and cape, he really makes you care for the character... and he is reduced to being a subplot in what amounts to one of the most painfully unfunny romantic comedies ever to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Christine is given two love interests here, both equally insipid. Fortunately, she has the sense to dump them both. It's almost a relief when the "plot" stops dead in it's tracks to accommodate another bloated musical number, because at least then one can enjoy the singing, instead of having to concentrate on Christine and the two bungling idiots trying to woo her... good thing that Nelson Eddy and Susanna Foster are such good singers, because their acting leaves something to be desired, though neither of them are as jaw-droppingly awful in this regard as Edgar Barrier.
This could've been such a great film if only they had concentrated more on Rains, easily the most engaging actor and character.
Still, for all that, this is an oddly watchable film, owing to the awesome technicolor visual aesthetic and rousing music.
7. The Schell TV Movie
Same problem as with the Rains version - leading man Schell is heaps better than everything else this movie has to offer. But at least the Rains version had the virtue of superlative production values and a cracker of a chandelier scene. This one has some very cheapskate production values and what is probably the weakest chandelier sequence ever (how long does that sucker take to fall anyway?)
The script has issues too. It rushes through the tuition of Maria, it's never explained what's motivating the villain's goon and the death of The Phantom's nemesis is laughably implausible. Oh, and Michael York plays an unlikable character in a very uncharismatic way.
Tis' a pity because Schell (a composer/conductor as well as an actor) is a commanding screen presence and only has to enter a room in costume to create an unnerving effect. Jane Seymour also tries gamely given the material she has to work with and in the moments where she is given a chance to show some thespian chops she puts on a good show.
Their performances are so good at times, that I wished I could like this movie more than I do. But there's too many lapses in the script, coupled with too many lapses in the production for me to seriously recommend it to anyone but diehard Phans.
8. The Argento/Sand/Argento "ratboy" version
As far as I'm concerned, this is a failure any way you look at it. The "plot" makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. The internal logic of the screenplay is non-existent. The dialogue is unintentionally hilarious. Character motivation is totally random. Sands, with his posh voice and effete mannerisms, is totally miscast in the role of a man raised by animals... Asia Argento seems to be on drugs most of the time... Andrea Di Stephano is the most uncharismatic Raoul of them all (now that's saying something).... the scenes of violence are not scary at all, just disgusting... the sex and nudity generates no heat... visually, many scenes are overlit or underlit, the transitions between scenes are choppy...
Really, the only thing this Philm has going for it is the graceful score by Ennio Morricone... but even that is not up to his usual high standards and the beauty of his cues often further emphasises how stupid the film is and how much certain scenes fail to convey the appropriate emotions.
Oh, and I've seen "Phantom Of Paradise", but I didn't like it that much - knowingly camp is never as much fun as unintentionally camp, in my humble opinion...
[b]
1. The Chaney/Julian version[/b]
Really, this is a no-brainer, isn't it? This is one of only two films made over the years which have actually made an effort to stay true to the spirit (if not the letter) of Leroux's text... which is to say, the romantic and the horrific elements of the story are given equal weight. Most versions either emphasise the horror at the expense of the romance or the romance at the expense of the horror. Although it takes some liberties with the story, the film follows the general narrative trajectory of Leroux closer than most. The production values and acting are superlative for the time period (though the pantomime quality of the latter takes some getting used to). Chaney simply IS Erik to my mind, no other actor I've seen in the role has so perfectly embodied the character both physically and emotionally.
[b]2. Emerald City's direct to video animated version[/b]
This one gets placed so high because of it's value to purists. For literary purists, this one and the Chaney version are really the only versions worth watching - EVERY other version will drive a purist mad with rage. On the other hand, just like with the silent version, in order to fully enjoy this Philm you have to make allowances for the technical deficiencies of the age in which it was made... the voice acting ranges from adequate to brilliant, the music is surprisingly good, the script follows the book as closely as possible given the 1-hour time frame limitation imposed by kid's animated-classics of the period (and it's surprising that so many of the novel's scarier moments remain intact), and much of the film is beautifully drawn... but then the characters start "moving" and oh lord. For viewers over a certain age, the animation is laughably cheapskate at times, with characters not so much moving as striking a series of stock poses... when I first viewed this video as a child I was so enchanted by the story that I was oblivious to all the cheez... when viewing it as a nostalgic adult I deliberately overlooked it and concentrated on the story... or else just laughed along merrily with the cheez because the Philm was making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I know others will be a lot less forgiving of this aged decripitude than I am... plus I liked the decidedly feisty depiction of Christine here (one of the few truly significant change made to the text) but still, for literary purists it's either this or the Chaney version. Every other one butchers the story horrifically and only two of the others really work on their own terms.
[b]3. The Dance/Kopit/Richardson mini-series[/b]
I put the silent and animated Philms at the top based upon how true they were to the source... the rest are ranked according to how well they work as stories in their own right, judged independently of the original text... because I think it goes without saying that all the Philms on this list after "1" and "2" would have Gaston Leroux spinning in his grave.
The miniseries was the first version I ever saw, so my enjoyment was aided immeasurably by the fact I had nothing to compare it to and could just enjoy it for what it was - Kopit took Leroux's gothic thriller and fashioned it into a bittersweet fairytale romance. If you can accept the story on it's own terms then there is much to like about this Philm... being the only one ever actually filmed in France means that their is an authentic period flavour that is sorely lacking in every other version... both John Addison's score and the selection of classical music performed in the film are immaculately beautiful... Teri Polo has the right mixture of ethereal beauty and winsome innocence (and is blonde for once)... what Charles Dance's Phantom lacks in menace he more than makes up for in charm... Dance's chemistry with Polo and with Burt Lancaster (as his father) is electric... Ian Richardson and Andrea Ferreol make for genuinely hysterical comic relief.
The only real sore point is Adam Storke, who makes for an extremely uncharismatic love interest.
Also, for my money, of all the versions that totally change the Phantom's origins and personality - this is the one that presents the most interesting alternative.
[b]4. The Schumacher/Butler/Lloyd-Webber version[/b]
There are very few films that careen from the sublime to the ridiculous as often as this one, although to be fair, most of this film's faults are inherited from the stage version... this film is equal parts deeply touching human drama and high camp. For every moment that will leave your eyes misty there is another so incredibly stupid you'll be doubled over with laughter.
Perhaps this combination of the sublime and the ridiculous is best embodied by Andrew Lloyd-Webber's score... "anachronistic", "bombastic", "repetitive", "sentimental" - these would all be apt adjectives, and yet, it's insanely catchy. Part of that is because Lloyd-Webber is so unabashedly emotional... it's so full of passion I almost feel guilty for pedantically acknowledging it's failings
(that dumbass guitar solo - what were you thinking, man???!!!!)
Much the same thing could be said about the casting... Gerard Butler and Emmy Rossum give earnest and impassioned performances, the emotion almost covers up their lack of vocal chops... at the other end of the extreme, Patrick Wilson has such a very pretty voice, you can almost forgive him for being such a tragically uncharismatic actor.... almost...
Joel Schumacher ensures that everything looks pretty... which is fine, when the story calls for that... the rest of the time it's just laughable. Like the original stage musical, the Phantom's deformity is laughably insignificant and this undermines much of the musical's drama.
I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm dissing this musical. I saw this film three times when it was in cinemas, I saw the Australian stage revival with Anthony Warlow and I own the London Cast Recording, Canadian Cast Recording and the movie on DVD.
High art the Lloyd-Webber version certainly is not... but as high-camp it has very few peers.
This Philm is just so perversely entertaining. All that is ridiculous and stupid about it only adds to it's entertainment value.
[b]5. The Little/Englund slasher flick[/b]
You know, I really did want to rank this above the Lloyd-Webber version. It's just as visually stylish, without going quite so over the top... the music is brilliant and emotionally poignant without "hitting-the-audience-over-the-head-to-make-a-point" in the way that Lloyd-Webber does... the period flavour is stronger... Robert Englund is a charismatic, menacing and genuinely hideous Phantom... Jill Schoelen is a likable enough Christine... Alex Hyde-White is one of the few Raoul-figures who doesn't come across as a wet fop or ineffectual comic relief... this Phantom's new origin story and supernatural powers add an interesting twist to the proceedings... but the script is so maddeningly inconsistent. All of the versions mentioned above have an internal consistency to them that is sorely lacking here. Quite frankly, the time-slip phenomena here makes no sense and feels tacked on. If this version was set entirely in the past, or else the present day sequences with the reincarnated Christine had been put on the end as an epilogue (rather than bookending the story) then I would have a much higher opinion of this film. The atmosphere is so thick you could cut it with a knife. So, whenever I come back to this version, I just let the atmosphere wash all over me and enjoy the performances, whilst trying not to think too hard about how the script doesn't hold together.
I know this version is largely style over substance, but... DAMN! WHAT STYLE!
[b]6. The Rains/Lubin 40s version[/b]
Poor Claude Rains. He has such a silky smooth voice and arresting screen presence as an actor, he looks so great in the Phantom mask and cape, he really makes you care for the character... and he is reduced to being a subplot in what amounts to one of the most painfully unfunny romantic comedies ever to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Christine is given two love interests here, both equally insipid. Fortunately, she has the sense to dump them both. It's almost a relief when the "plot" stops dead in it's tracks to accommodate another bloated musical number, because at least then one can enjoy the singing, instead of having to concentrate on Christine and the two bungling idiots trying to woo her... good thing that Nelson Eddy and Susanna Foster are such good singers, because their acting leaves something to be desired, though neither of them are as jaw-droppingly awful in this regard as Edgar Barrier.
This could've been such a great film if only they had concentrated more on Rains, easily the most engaging actor and character.
Still, for all that, this is an oddly watchable film, owing to the awesome technicolor visual aesthetic and rousing music.
[b]7. The Schell TV Movie[/b]
Same problem as with the Rains version - leading man Schell is heaps better than everything else this movie has to offer. But at least the Rains version had the virtue of superlative production values and a cracker of a chandelier scene. This one has some very cheapskate production values and what is probably the weakest chandelier sequence ever (how long does that sucker take to fall anyway?)
The script has issues too. It rushes through the tuition of Maria, it's never explained what's motivating the villain's goon and the death of The Phantom's nemesis is laughably implausible. Oh, and Michael York plays an unlikable character in a very uncharismatic way.
Tis' a pity because Schell (a composer/conductor as well as an actor) is a commanding screen presence and only has to enter a room in costume to create an unnerving effect. Jane Seymour also tries gamely given the material she has to work with and in the moments where she is given a chance to show some thespian chops she puts on a good show.
Their performances are so good at times, that I wished I could like this movie more than I do. But there's too many lapses in the script, coupled with too many lapses in the production for me to seriously recommend it to anyone but diehard Phans.
[b]8. The Argento/Sand/Argento "ratboy" version[/b]
As far as I'm concerned, this is a failure any way you look at it. The "plot" makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. The internal logic of the screenplay is non-existent. The dialogue is unintentionally hilarious. Character motivation is totally random. Sands, with his posh voice and effete mannerisms, is totally miscast in the role of a man raised by animals... Asia Argento seems to be on drugs most of the time... Andrea Di Stephano is the most uncharismatic Raoul of them all (now that's saying something).... the scenes of violence are not scary at all, just disgusting... the sex and nudity generates no heat... visually, many scenes are overlit or underlit, the transitions between scenes are choppy...
Really, the only thing this Philm has going for it is the graceful score by Ennio Morricone... but even that is not up to his usual high standards and the beauty of his cues often further emphasises how stupid the film is and how much certain scenes fail to convey the appropriate emotions.
Oh, and I've seen "Phantom Of Paradise", but I didn't like it that much - knowingly camp is never as much fun as unintentionally camp, in my humble opinion...